Ms. Stache

Best. Conversation. Ever.

"I hate you because now I can't travel all over the country like her."

"Well, I hope she remembered to pack her mustache trimmer."

"She doesn't have a mustache. She has a beard!"

Reasons why it is okay that I stayed behind to live with my husband.

Conversations like these.


Also:

"Honey?"
"Yeah."
"If someday your hormones do go crazy
and you do grow a beard,
please,
please,
stay on top of that."